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Most Marketing Is Lying

Most marketing is lying. Not in the legal sense. In the deeper sense that the person writing the ad doesn't believe what they're saying, and the person reading it knows that.

Think about the last ten ads you saw. How many of them made a claim you believed? Probably zero. We've trained an entire generation to tune out marketing, and then we wonder why it doesn't work.

The problem isn't that people hate advertising. People love recommendations from friends. They love reading reviews. They love discovering products that solve real problems. What they hate is being lied to, even softly.

When Basecamp says "we're not the most powerful project management tool," that's marketing. When a dentist's website says "we provide world-class care in a state-of-the-art facility," that's lying. Not because it's false. Because it's meaningless. Every dentist says that. The words carry zero information.

The test is simple: could a competitor say the exact opposite? If not, you're saying nothing. "We care about quality." What company would say they don't? "We put customers first." As opposed to what? These are the corporate equivalent of "I'm a nice person" on a dating profile.

Here's what actually works: specificity. Instead of "we're fast," say "average response time is 47 minutes." Instead of "affordable," say "$9 a month." Instead of "our team is experienced," say "our lead engineer built the payment system at Stripe."

Specificity is the antidote to lying because it's falsifiable. (This is related to why copy is strategy — the words you choose reveal whether you've actually done the thinking.) When you say something specific, you're taking a risk. You're saying something a competitor could verify and challenge. That risk is exactly what makes people believe you.

There's a reason the best restaurants don't need to tell you the food is delicious. The menu says "hand-pulled noodles, 48-hour pork broth, soft egg, scallions." That's it. They describe what they do and let you decide if it sounds good. Most companies should do the same.

I once consulted for a SaaS company whose homepage said "the leading platform for modern teams." I asked them what they actually did. Turns out they had a genuinely clever approach to async standup meetings. Their product was interesting. Their marketing was identical to ten thousand other SaaS companies.

We replaced the homepage with a simple description of what the product did, a screenshot, and the price. Signups went up 40%. Not because we were marketing geniuses. Because we stopped lying.

The uncomfortable truth is that lying in marketing is easy. Telling the truth requires you to actually have something worth saying. If you strip away the superlatives and the stock photos and the vague promises, and there's nothing left — that's not a marketing problem. That's a product problem.

The best marketing is true things, said clearly, to the right people. Everything else is noise.